Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeche

Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom sooner I start I have to ask... Do you like my garb?... you take hold of, I asked the tailor for Versace... barely he thought I verbalize Liberace Ladies, Gentlemen, Friends, Relatives and any stray pedestrians who may have wandered in. On behalf of my wife and I... or as I prefer to c either her my most recent ex-girlfriend, pick up to our wedding. I hope youre all enjoying yourselves on this special day. Its great to see you all and I can honestly say it would have been bit without you. It would also have been a lot cheaper without you, but thats beside the point. Wed like to convey my impertinent Father-in-law for his kind words and good wishes. And to thank both my new in-laws for all the help (both organisational and financial) they have given us in agreement this reception. Id like to thank them personally also for all the kindness and generousness they have shown me over the last 8 years, especially after we got dour on the wron g foot 8 years ago with the majestic blocked toilet incident. I wont go into the details here, but behave to say their toilet was not blocked before I went in there, but it was very blocked when I left... and overflowing. Nothing much was verbalise at the time, but I did notice on my next scold that the bathroom carpet had been replaced with easy wipe laminate floor So for that fineness and everything else thank you. Wed also like to thank my mum for ... ...or those who dont know, Nuala is the one with the adhesive plaster cast on her arm, sustained in an arm-wrestling contest to decide who would be the chief bridesmaid. And Shiv who is the chief bridesmaid Wed like to thank both of you for all the support given to the bride today as well as the former(a) kind of support offered on the way home from the hen do. only most of all we want to thank you for blending in so well with the table cloths. So if you would all stand and raise your spectacles and join me in toasting the b ridesmaids... The bridesmaids OK I could go on all night, trotting out the usual tired old jokes and fictitious anecdotes, but instead Im going to leave that to the best man. Thank you.